Since I seem to be taking a week to talk about marketing... I told you guys yesterday that in the middle of my huge Amazon promotion for
Huntress Moon I am also clearing out my house to sell it, and am constantly finding reminders of the brutal days of book tours and bookstore drop-ins and how different things are for authors today, just three years later than what you're about to read below. While throwing out ten tons of paper promo material I was reminded of this blog I wrote for the hardcover launch of my poltergeist thriller,
The Unseen, which I just put up for sale on Amazon and Nook this month. Just a bit of a different process!
But I think you'll find it uncanny how the more things change, the more they stay the same.
December 2008
Dear Diary:
You will be thrilled to know I’ve made an actual decision. No, I mean
it, stop laughing. Really. I’m just not going to kill myself promoting
THE UNSEEN when it comes out. No more of this stress. I love this book. I know people want to read it. Who wouldn’t want to read it?
John Lescroart
says the only viable thing you can do to sell your books is to write
another book. So that’s what I’m going to do – I’m going to write
another book. In fact, I’m going to write two books.
And the
Screenwriting Tricks for Authors book,
too – I can do an hour of that every other day. It all stops now. No
more traveling, no more craziness, just workshops close to home. That
people pay me for. I’m going to write. That’s it. Write. And have a
personal life, remember that? And then maybe Michael won’t leave me for
alienation of affection? That would be good.
PS. You won’t be hearing from me for a while. I have writing to do. And affection.
------------------------Five months later------------------------
May 1, 2009.
Well,
Diary, I am thrilled to report I have finished
Book of Shadows and
Scott loves it and SO DO I. I got that paranormal proposal in to HQ
Nocturne and I will easily be finished with
Ghost Ship by the end of the
month and get that in to St. Martin’s ON TIME. I have an entire first
draft of
Screenwriting Tricks for Authors, and am psyched to launch into
revisions. I am so golden.
Lescroart is so right. We need to be writing.
May 2
Woke up to panic attack. OH MY GOD,
The Unseen is coming out in twenty-four days. How did that happen? Who scheduled this?
I
haven’t done anything. Nothing. I haven’t even thought about doing
anything. I forgot about promotion. Who do I think I am, a screenwriter?
I’m an author now, I have to promote.
What’s promotion again? How did I do it before? OH MY GOD.
May 3
Woke
up thinking about Konrath. OH MY GOD. Konrath is doing a 100-stop blog
book tour for Afraid. I should be doing a 100-stop blog book tour. Wait.
I can barely write one blog a week. I’d have to have started 100 weeks
ago to do a 100-stop blog book tour. 100 weeks ago is – um, years, I
think. I can do ten. No, twelve. No, eight. In two months. No, one. No,
six weeks.
Is it worth it to do that? Does that even count as a blog book tour?
Note
to self: check Blog Book Tour site for… specifics. Wait. Wouldn’t I
rather just write more Screenwriting Tricks blogs? Won’t everyone hate
me if I stop those for a month to do blogs on… whatever I would be doing
blogs on? On somebody else’s blog site? Didn’t I start Screenwriting
Tricks because I had nothing left to say about myself? Do blog tours
really work? Konrath says it’s working.
Well, of course
it’s working for Konrath, I’m talking about for REAL people, do they
work for REAL people? Note to self: You are NOT under any circumstances
going to try to pull a Konrath here. Just get a grip.
May 4
OH
MY GOD.
“The Edge of Seventeen” got nominated for a Thriller Award for
Best Short Story. I can’t believe it. I mean, I love that story, maybe
more than anything I’ve ever written, but… it’s supernatural. It’s got a
teenage GIRL protagonist. I’m so overwhelmed it got noticed.
Lescroart is right. I need to be writing. Nothing matters but writing. And affection.
May 5
OH
MY GOD. Thrillerfest is the same weekend as ALA. HOW DO THESE THINGS
HAPPEN? How can I not go to ALA? How can I not go to Thrillerfest? I’m
going to be just out with
The Unseen in hardcover, I have to go to ALA.
But I’m nominated for a Thriller award, how can I not go to Thrillerfest? How can I be in New York and Chicago at the same time?
May 6
Woke
up thinking about social networking. OH MY GOD. I haven’t posted on
Facebook in weeks. I haven’t Twittered in longer. And I can’t remember
the last time I even signed on to MySpace. I need to update my sites. If
I can remember them. Amazon blog, Red Room blog, MySpace blog, Haunt
blog, Backspace, MWA something or other - Margery said we all had pages
somewhere and that I haven’t done anything on mine; Pretty Scary,
Authors Round the South, Indie Bound something or other, Library Thing?
Am
I on that? Or was I supposed to do it and forgot? And what about that
Facebook page thing? Did anyone ever figure out how to find my page as
opposed to whatever the regular Facebook thing is? Is that page thing
just going to open up a whole new spate of old boyfriends?
May 7
Woke up thinking about….
I can’t… think…
May 8
OH
MY GOD. Romantic Times is in two days. Did I book a flight? What state
is it in? Do I have bookmarks? Oh my God, I never ordered bookmarks for
The Unseen. I have to e mail Kelley at Iconix and order more NOW TODAY
so they’ll come in time. Will they get here or do I have them delivered
to – whatever state RT is in? Kelley will handle it. IF YOU REMEMBER TO
TELL HER.
Where are my business cards? OH MY GOD. I have to learn
all the songs for the Vampire show. Shut up. Slow down. What you need
to do at RT is WRITE. Go rehearse the Vampire show and then go back to
the room and write, write, write. Five pages a day, minimum.
(Pages
done at RT: 7 total, done on the plane en route. Hours spent rehearsing
Vampire Show: 20. Hours on the dance floor: 3 per night. Hours in hot
tub after dance=2. Parties… a lot.).
May 9
Woke
up thinking about website. Hmm, worrisome. Most Awesome Webmistress is
not returning e mail on website update. Starting to panic. Better call.
OH
MY GOD. Most Awesome Webmistress has been sending e mails on website
update that have disappeared into the ether. Website needs complete
overhaul.
OH MY GOD. Must send in all updates by tomorrow and decide on design.
OH MY GOD.
May 10
Have
to get announcements of
The Unseen in to all the organizations I belong
to for their newsletters. What organizations do I belong to again? Who
do I send this stuff to?
Have to send updated list of all reviewers I know to new publicist so she can send reading copies.
Have to send updated list of all media contacts I have to new publicist to she can send reading copies.
Have to send updated bookseller/librarian list to new publicist.
Have to do author questionnaire for Little, Brown for UK releases.
Have to do new author questionnaire for St. Martin’s.
Have to do AT LEAST FIVE PAGES on Ghost Ship today. I have to. I have to.
(End of day: Pages written: 0)
May 11
Woke
up thinking about bookstore mailings. Elaine Viets does bookstore
mailings. Elaine swears by bookstore mailings, and everyone loves her.
Does that mean I should do bookstore mailings? What is a bookstore
mailing?
Books? Still don’t have them. Bookmarks? Bookmarks are
great if you march them into the store and set them on the counter
yourself, but if I were a CRM and got bookmarks in the mail I would just
toss them in the trash. I don’t even open my own mail, how can I expect
anyone else to?
May 12
Woke
up thinking about book club mailings. Jenna Black swears by book club
mailings. Do I need to do a book club mailing? What is a book club
mailing?
May 13
There’s a
book club coordinator at St. Martin’s. Who knew? I give her my targeted
list of rabid book clubs and she will send books with my letter that I
send to her. I love St. Martin’s.
Lesson learned: Ask, Ask, Ask.
May 14
Going
through old promotional files and discovered Sisters in Crime has a
bookclub database with specific contact info for mystery book clubs
nationwide. Most want e mail contact first. I can do that. I can do that
in a night and pretend to be watching whatever movie Michael wants to
watch.
I love Sisters in Crime.
May 15
OH
MY GOD. I haven’t worked out in two weeks. Have you somehow for gotten
that you have the personality of a rabid armadillo when you don’t work
out for TWO DAYS?
Has it somehow slipped your mind that a BOOK
TOUR means you will be dealing with THE PUBLIC for all your waking
hours? Has it not occurred to you that if you don’t get an injection of
endorphins, not to mention muscle tone, then too soon to contemplate you
will not be fit for viewing?
May 16, 2009
OH
MY GOD. I haven’t updated my mailing list in six months. And I need to
do a newsletter. How does Vertical Response work again? What’s my
password? Why can’t I log in? Oh, right, I have to use Firefox to get
into that one. Um, I think. But do I have any news?
Did I for
sure take that guy off the list who wrote me that horrible letter about
how he didn’t know me and how did I get his e mail and why am I spamming
him? Does he know how many nights of sleep I lost lying awake wondering
the same thing?
May 17
OH
MY GOD. I have to be at BEA next week. What state is BEA in this year? I
need a pass. I need books. Did I book a flight?…. Frantic e mailing
ensues .... HAH! St. Martin’s has sent books and is sending me a pass.
I will do my Quail Ridge launch then drive up to NY with Natasha and stop at bookstores along the way to sign stock.
A
Garmin would be good, though. Konrath swears by his Garmin. Note to
self: need to get a Garmin. More to the point, need to figure out how to
use it before I hit the road. Can I realistically do that? I mean,
really?
May 18
OH MY GOD.
Right after BEA I’m due in L.A. for the HWA Stoker weekend and So Cal
MWA conference and Dark Delicacies signing and Mysterious Galaxy
signing. Did I book a flight? OH MY GOD - must do bookstore drop-ins.
Must do TONS of bookstore drop-ins. I can do 200 easily in two weeks
before I have to be back for my Southern tour stops. Even without a
Garmin. No Garmin required here at all. Konrath may be Konrath, but I
know California freeways.
HAH!
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I
wish I could say that’s as bad as it gets but it’s not even close.
Multiply the chaos above by twelve thousand and you have a rough idea of
my mental state at the moment. There is no order to anything.
The
funny thing is, I just did an interview in which the eminently sane
interviewer posed the question: “You’re a great business networker.
What’s your strategy?”Which I guess is encouraging because no matter
what is happening inside me I have the APPEARANCE of control and
organization. So that must count for something.
But you know
what? I was so fine while I was just writing. I really did get – almost -
two books, a proposal, and a rough draft of another (non-fiction) book
done in five months. This last month I’ve managed to do some editing,
but that’s about it. And I am miserable about it. I could so easily have
had my new book done by now.
So
I really, really want to know. Are we really doing ourselves any favors
doing this kind of insane promotion? Or is John Lescroart right, and we
should just always be writing the next book, period?
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July 2012
Thank God at least SOME things are different. I no longer have to
book so many flights for book tours (which I have a total aversion to
doing, even though these days someone else is almost always paying for
my appearances, I figured THAT part out at least!). Bookstore
drop-ins? The chains have crumbled. These days you have to figure out
how to work the Amazon algorithm, but you don't have go GO anywhere to
do it. That alone is less time-intensive. I'm still using this paper
promo at conferences, people still use bookmarks, but as I found out
this week I already have a lifetime supply (!)
It's amusing to me that we were looking to Konrath for the magic
answers before the e book thing, too. (And anyone who thinks he just
got lucky on the e book thing should remember the days not so very long
ago that he was doing 600 bookstore drivebys in three months and 200
blogstops in a month.)
But I can still get caught up in that kind of frantic obsessive
promotional frenzy, even though I don't have to get dressed to do it
anymore. There is an addictive aspect to marketing that I think authors
have to be very wary about, and always self-monitor.
And my question today, July 2012, is exactly the same:
Even though we're doing it online, now, Facebook, Twitter, blog tours - is that really helping us? Really? Are we really doing ourselves any favors
doing this kind of insane promotion? Or is John Lescroart STILL right, and we
should just always be writing the next book, period?
What do you think?
-
Alex
Huntress Moon, on sale now: $3.99
Amazon IT
A driven FBI agent is on the hunt for that most rare of all killers:
a female serial.
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